Friday, November 28, 2008

On the Daddy Tip #4

Today's Daddy tip is from the Day Care test kitchen. If you're a Dad like me, you probably like to eat right? Right. And sometimes your wife in her infinite wisdom will go out of town to visit your parents and leave you alone with unprepared foods. Foods that you must heat using something other than the microwave. Foods that require the stove. Well, if you find yourself hankering for a curry here's a quick heads up: Pam baking spray...is for baking! Unfortunately, the good people at ConAgra Foods didn't factor in the Man contingent when posting warning labels on their cans of baking spray. As such there isn't one that advises against using the spray in a saucepan and then leaving the room while the pan gets hot. But not to worry! If you are blessed with caring neighbors like I am then someone will call the fire department when they notice the smoke coming out of your house. Just remember, the firefighters will most likely be Men and woMen and they will laugh at you as you struggle to regain consciousness.

1 comment:

  1. We, the good people at ConAgra Foods, are honored to have been mentioned on your wonderful blog. We are also happy that after year's of careful planning our baking spray has gotten a man laughed at by other men. Congratulations on successfully regaining consciousness. Please try our creamy MAYOnaisse!

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