Oh Crap.

Have you ever heard the saying "God don't like ugly?" No? It's probably only because people don't want to tell you the truth. But I will. 'Cause I'm your friend. Apparently, God also doesn't like Dads bragging about how their kids are potty trained. Let me expound: I've just come from cleaning poop out of daughter's bed. Yup. You see, when wife and I explained to daughter that big girls don't poop or pee in their pants, daughter took it to mean that, first, I have to take off all of my clothes and then I can poop and/or pee wherever I'm standing. Which, for the second time this week has been her crib. I think we created a monster...