Today's Daddy Tip is actually just for Dads. Not for you to pass along to a wife or to use to save your kid from a shark attack; No, this one is just for you. If you ever decide to do a favor for your mother and build a little patio for her Char-Broil and dig up and deal with holly bushes, don't ever, and I mean never ever, use a sea salt and safflower oil exfoliating body scrub to get the stench of the PA hills off of your body. Because it will hurt. Believe you me, it hurts way more than being caught with your pants down by your wife, who apparently has nothing better to do. Thanks, Siobhan.
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